If the World Was Crazy

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d eat?

A plate of juice and some deep-fried feet.

A glass of pizza, a sandwich of socks,

A metal donut and a yummy roasted box.

Some burnt birdseed, a nice boiled bed,

A green carrot and a pencil that’s red.

A bowl of bread, some chopped up daisies,

And that’s what I’d eat if the world was crazy

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d wear?

Some yellow striped converse, and spaghetti in my hair.

I’d wear toilet paper for stockings,

And balloons as gloves for boxing.

I’d have a pickle for my shirt, and buns for my pants

I’d wear beans as bracelets and my laces would dance.

My flip-flops would sing and my skirt would be lazy,

That’s what I’d wear if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy you know what I’d do?

I’d swim in the sand, and play soccer in the loo.

I’d make bracelets of erasers and rings of pencils,

I’d sit on my head and invent new stencils.

I’d climb a tree when it grew hazy,

And that’s what I’d do if the world was crazy.